Your eyes lack the clemency that brought me here.

Yesterday,

I bought a lot of stuff. A lot. Like “WTF, Sean, can you afford that?” a lot.

And, why do I have such great taste in female clothing? It isn’t healthy, how feminine I am.

Time to rest up for Black Friday.

I need to save up my energy to trample old women and eat little girls.

It's impossible to simply pick a few things to be thankful for, because in the end, I'm thankful for everyone and everything. It's the events I've endured and the people I've met who make me who I am.

So, thank you.

floodofsunshine:

DJ LANCE ROCK

THATS ME

This muslim girl I had a crush on in the fourth grade, and haven’t seen since, just added me on Facebook…

Mari's mom

is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot and SOOOOOOOOOOOO classy.

I’d plow.